Governor Bullworth?

Wouldn't be awesome if Gov. Sanford turned up in the ghetto with a new black girlfriend?

Neither the governor’s office nor the State Law Enforcement Division, which provides security for governors, has been able to reach Sanford after he left the mansion in a black SLED Suburban SUV, said Sen. Jake Knotts and three others familiar with the situation but who declined to be identified.

Sanford’s last known whereabouts were near Atlanta, where a mobile telephone tower picked up a signal from his phone, authorities said.

First lady Jenny Sanford told The Associated Press today her husband has been gone for several days and she doesn't know where he is.

The governor’s personal and state phones have been turned off and he has not responded to phone and text message since Thursday, a source said.

Jenny Sanford said she was not concerned.

I guess I should put in the caveat that "I hope he's alright," but given the lack of concern on his wife's part, this story remains pretty funny, and perhaps evidence that the hero of the GOP is just as nutty as his base.