The Sermon on the Mount of Harvey

Lo, and the Lord Savior Fred Dalton Thompson of Lawrenceburg,
Rose upon the Mount of Paul Harvey and spoke,
He sayeth, "Here me, Fred Thompson, for I am the Lord and Savior,
On the day previous, I broketh bread with the Commandant of thyne
Marine Corps, and he toldeth me that Ten Years shall be necessary
To pacify thyne Iraqi insurgency.

Praise, unto those of testicular fortitude,
Who shall stand by the Holy Mission;
Shame unto those so-called 'Americans',
Who would see us fail in Iraq by a premature evacuation."

And the crowd surrounding Mount Harvey was silent,
They waited for the Lord Savior to speaketh some more,
And the Lord Savior Fred Thompson proclaimed;
"At Noon, I shall rise again upon Mount Harvey,
And I shall opine on the news of the previous day,
Of the agreement reached by Theodore Kennedy of Massachusetts,
and George Walker Bush of Texas, on thyne Illegal Immigrants."

And so Thompson of Lawrenceburg descended from his perch,
To rise again at a later time;
And yet, before The Lord Savior spoke again on the issue,
Republicans of the most restrictionist right,
And of the permissive center;
Gathered together in praise of the wisdom of the Lord Savior,
For whatever Fred of Lawrenceburg sayeth, so it shall be.